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Patton Oswalt Gives Invaluable Advice in His ‘Dear Prudence’ Column
The comedian/actor/comic book writer took on conflict resolution for his next venture
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13 Brain-Scrambling Bits Of Trivia Every Bit As Confounding As Gazing Upon The Horrible Visage Of The Dark Lord Cthulhu
Nicolas Cage declared he doesn't need the MCU.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Catholic League Notices No One Canceling Comedians Over Priest Jokes
Can you get canceled calling out priests for actual crimes?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Why Does Jennifer Aniston Want ‘Friends’ to Be Canceled?
"You can’t joke about anything nowadays!’ says the star of a show about twenty-somethings drinking coffee
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Adam Carolla Is No Longer Bothering to Write Jokes
Did you hear the one about the comic who just chugged a beer and winged it?
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- By Matt Solomon
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John Leguizamo Wants to Play Gwyneth Paltrow in Her Inevitable Ski Trial Series
The ‘Daily Show’ guest gave us a look inside the audition room from a Latin perspective
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Inane and Petty Things Done to Appease Rich Assholes
Sorry, but my spiritual advisor says this 747 is bad luck!
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Jay Pharoah’s Dream ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update Host Is Anthony Jeselnik
Finally, an anchor more offensive than Jost and Che
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- By Matt Solomon
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Julie Bowen’s Competition for Her Part in ‘Happy Gilmore’ Tried a Full Sharon Stone Reveal
Good thing Bowen followed her basic instincts
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- By Matt Solomon
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The 10 Funniest ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Flashbacks
It turns out you can laugh at the past as much as you can learn from it
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- By Amanda Mannen
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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The Man Who Was Killed By His Own Beard
A 16th-century Dutch mayor named Hans Staininger had the most magnificent face full of whiskers the world had ever seen — a hirsute magnificence that ultimately proved to be his undoing
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- By Mike Rampton
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Brooke Shields’ ‘Friends’ Guest Role Made Andre Agassi Throw a Trophy-Smashing Tantrum
Then again, maybe it was just the meth
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Before The Jerky Boys, There Was ‘Longmont Potion Castle’
Why is it so hard to simply deliver hundreds of pounds of sod to Alex Trebek?
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Hollywood Heavy Hitters Who Refuse to Play Nice
Should we take these creative differences outside?
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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An Oral History of ‘The Critic’
‘Simpsons’ veterans and ‘Critic’ creators Al Jean and Mike Reiss reflect on the beloved mid-1990s animated Jon Lovitz comedy
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Mae Martin Begrudgingly Name Drops Dave Chappelle for His ‘Bad Faith’ Trans Jokes ‘With Real-Life Consequences’ in New Netflix Special
Martin would rather talk about their dad’s insane comments on their conception, but Chappelle just won’t shut up about trans people
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Bizarre Bits Of Trivia That Slaked Our Ceaseless Thirst For Knowledge For One Brief, Blessed Moment
Not even Toblerone is safe anymore.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Professional Weirdo Jeff Goldblum Makes Seth Meyers Sing on His Own Show
Goldblum and Meyers accidentally sparked some chemistry à la Audrey Hepburn
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- By Keegan Kelly
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J.K. Rowling Wouldn’t Let Robin Williams Audition for ‘Harry Potter’ Parts
Williams wanted to play either Hagrid or Lupin, but Rowling wanted Americans to stay out of her series
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5 Personal Details Revealed Through Famous People’s Autopsies
We didn’t think Michael Jackson could be any weirder, but he was
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘I Think You Should Leave’
We got a cosmic gumbo of trivia to share
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- By JM McNab
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‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Producer Told Tyler James Williams That He’d Never Work Again
The ‘Abbott Elementary’ star still remembers his awful boss who told him he’d only ever be Chris Rock
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- By Keegan Kelly
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