These Courses Are All Just $10 So You Have No Excuses

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Somebody smart once said, "If you're not growing, you're dying." We are educationally minded people, so we took that to mean, "If you're not learning something new every day, your brain is slowly strangling itself with a belt in the closet." Naturally, that concerned us, so we wanted to share as much knowledge with the world as possible by making a bunch of courses in the Cracked Store just $10! Check these out and learn something new before your grisly death!

The Full Stack Web Development Course, $10 (reg. $100)

There are plenty of front-end and back-end developers out there, but it's like searching for a dance enthusiast in a sea of coders to find one who's both. That's what a full stack web developer is. That's your first lesson, on the house.

Tableau Training & Certification Course, $10 (reg. $199)

Tableau is a fancy tool that helps you visualize massive amounts of data in exciting ways that make sense to people. You could see why that would be valuable knowledge, right? We don't really need to sell you on this one?

Python for Everyone Course, $10 (reg. $199)

Python is the world's most popular programming language because it's comparatively easy to learn and its general-purpose nature makes it useful for everything from web development to game design. Don't worry, it doesn't involve any actual snake handling, although if that's something that interests you, there's probably a course out there.

Dog Training Essentials Course, $10 (reg. $199)

Who wouldn't want to work with dogs all day everyday? With this dog training course, you'll be several steps closer to rolling around in a pile of puppies for money.

The Complete Presentation and Public Speaking Course 2021, $10 (reg. $200)

You can try imagining the audience in their underwear, but usually, there's somebody out there who looks way better than you expected (or way worse) and you can't get past it, and it's just a whole thing. Learn better strategies for public speaking and presenting in this course.

The Complete Java Developer Course: From Beginner to Master, $10 (reg. $200)

Got a website idea? Build it yourself! This Java developer course will introduce you to one of the primary web development languages on the market and help you build your first projects from scratch.

The Premium Java Programming Certification Bundle, $20 (reg. $1,600)

Okay, and if you want to go a bit further with your Java education, this bundle is just $20! We know we said they were all tenners, but this one is normally over a G. You really want even more of a discount? Don't be a jerk.

Cryptocurrency Wealth Creation: Staking, Lending & Trading Course, $10 (reg. $200)

Crypto isn't all about buying coins on Coinbase. There are a number of sneaky ways you can earn a little extra cash in the blockchain economy. This course shows you how.

The Complete Ethical Hacking Certification Course, $10 (reg. $200)

Want to stick it to the man by hacking the man but then letting the man know all the vulnerabilities you exposed and exploited on their network in exchange for the man's money? Okay, "sticking" is sort of a nebulous concept here, but at least it's a pretty good career.

AWS Cloud Essentials Course, $10 (reg. $200)

Amazon Web Services (AWS) is the world's largest enterprise cloud provider by a large margin. We don't know what that means, but it sounds important, and these people can tell you. From setting up a cloud environment to managing resources, whatever those are, you'll learn everything you need to know to become an AWS admin.

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