Cracked Archive - Celebrities
15 Supersize Facts About Andre the Giant
Underneath all 500-plus lbs. of muscle, America’s favorite fighting Frenchman was just Andre Roussimoff.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 15 Pearls of Wisdom From Matthew McConaughey’s Memoir
It’s like sitting down after a very expensive but nevertheless entire bottle of scotch to get advice from the weirdest rich guy you know.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Time-Bending Facts About Salvador Dali
He was exactly as weird as you think he was, and probably even weirder.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Drake Flipped Out On A Troll And Followed His Wife On Instagram
If you come for the king, you better be ready for him to get so, so mad.
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Met Gala Is Pure Uncut Celebrity Worship
Oi, the mistress are lookin' purty indeed! Oh, what I'd give for a coupla silks o' that softness...
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- By Eli Yudin
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Please Stop Telling Me Weird Stuff Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Are Doing
I beg you. My brain is bleeding. I cannot survive this much longer.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Benedict Cumberbatch Is IRL-Related To Many Of His Movie Characters
This is why he keeps playing Londoners.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Benedict Cumberbatch Saved A Delivery Guy From Muggers
Unlike his movie, when he's saved FROM muggers.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Lea Michele Gave Her Co-Star A Female Anatomy Lesson With A Desk Lamp
Very cool, thank you for sharing!!
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- By Eli Yudin
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16 Facts About Nicolas Cage
His movies, crazy. The man, crazier.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Nicolas Cage Has Spent Millions (To Rehabilitate Child Soldiers)
This isn't even a trendy cause, just an important one.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Time Nicolas Cage Crashed A Nicolas Cage Film Festival
And read Poe to the audience, for some reason.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Nicolas Cage's Weird History With Stalkers
Please don't break into Nic Cage's home.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Nicolas Cage Was Once Bailed Out Of Jail By Dog The Bounty Hunter
It was inevitable their paths would cross.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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For Sale: 'Evidence' Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire
Cameras don't lie! (Cameras actually lie all the time.)
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- By Ryan Menezes
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