David Christopher Bell
Editor. Researcher. I'm pretty good at watching movies.
I've done stuff over at Film School Rejects.
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/author/DC-Bell
Twitter.
http://twitter.com/#!/MovieHooligan
E-Mail.
david.bell@cracked.com
10 Regular Things We Should All Stop Mistaking For Aliens
Get ready to chill out about shadows, balloons, and more.
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- By David Christopher Bell, Alex Schmidt
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6 Famous Directors Who Were Deranged Creeps On Set
A movie set is still a workplace environment.
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Cracked Movie Club: Uncle Buck
John Hughes month concludes on Cracked Movie Club!
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- By Tom Reimann, David Christopher Bell, Jamie Loftus
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Hey Everybody, Jurassic World Sucked (And Here's Why)
We're now entering the mandatory hype period for the 'Jurassic World' sequel.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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Why Marvel's Movies Keep Getting Better
So everybody, 'Thor: Ragnarok' was awesome. Article's over, go home.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Ways Disney Can't Stop Screwing Up Star Wars
Star Wars. You love it! You think it's great. But what if Star Wars stopped being great? That would be bad, right?
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- By David Christopher Bell
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Why It's Okay The Terminator Movies Are So, So Bad
After more than two decades since the classic original duology, the 'Terminator' series is back.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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The Reason Harvey Weinstein Is Just The Beginning
Why did this suddenly become the month we exposed an industry so fraught with scandal that Variety now reads like a newspaper crime section?
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- By David Christopher Bell
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6 Magically Stupid Scenes Scary Movies Never Show You
Being a horror monster is a lot like being a small town cop: there's lots of down time mixed with brief moments of intense violence. Also, both occupations disproportionately target minorities.
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6 Hilarious Secret Rules All Horror Movies Obey
There are a tons of other weird details that are seemingly mandatory for every horror flick.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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15 Myths & Urban Legends That Deserve Modern Horror Movies
Aside from a couple original standouts, horror movies seem to trot out the same 5 or 6 monsters/killers/haunted board games each year.
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- By Alex Schmidt, David Christopher Bell, Brett Rader
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5 Ways To Make Pop Culture Nostalgia Not Totally Suck
Like swords and bear traps, nostalgia is all about how you wield it.
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Cracked Movie Club: The Thing
The year was 1982, and John Carpenter was white hot.
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- By David Huntsberger, Tom Reimann, David Christopher Bell
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Cracked Movie Club: Escape From New York
John Carpenter month begins on Cracked Movie Club!
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- By David Christopher Bell, Tom Reimann
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6 Ways Movies Fool You Into Ignoring Bad Reviews
How does one polish a brawny turd in an age when resources like Rotten Tomatoes have made the average moviegoer hyper-aware of mediocrity? Glad you asked.
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6 Crazy-Looking Movies You've Never Heard Of (Fall 2017)
Matt Damon might be the first person since Rick Moranis to make an awesome movie about shrinking people.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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Dear 'Free Speech' Activists, You're Not Helping
The internet has spoiled us into believing that everyone is entitled to a platform.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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6 Once-Popular Movies Genres Hollywood Doesn't Make Anymore
Screw another superhero movie, when are we going to get the next 'Gosford Park'?
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Ways The Modern World Makes Mass Murder Easier
The FBI's report about the rise of spree shootings is directly adjacent to the rise in the web's popularity. That can't be a coincidence.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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