Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1

It’s time to find out the answer to the eternal question, ‘is it just me?’
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1

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You know that super-weird habit you have, that you would never admit to in polite company? Everyone else probably does that same creepy thing, but it's impossible to find out for sure without some incredibly awkward confession, right?

There's only one way to find out. Check out this list, courtesy of readers like you.

This contest was based on a suggestion by Mihailocukk, whose weird, secret habits are probably fine.

I never flush the toilet before I take a look. ? If it came out of me, I need to know details.
When people call and say they're going to drop by unexpectedly l just shove everything into a hefty bag until they're gone
Since have to vacuum ARomatsemal CRACKED.CON I'II pick andfPIY flick my boogers onto the carpet,
I spray cologne on the butt crack of my pants in case there might be some butt odor there.
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1
E have actually dried my hands on dog fur when the paper towel roll was empty. CRACKEDCON
If there is an open pack of cookies lying around I WILL eat them all. Then I will buy a new pack and eat a few from it SO no one knows I even touched
I have a habit of 'rescuing' certain items that my family members want to throw out. I once fished my sister's old violin out of the trash and kept it
When I get a new dog I make a point to fart on it every now and then as a display of my dominance (or if I'm bored).
CRACKEDCO CONT No clean underwear NO PROBLEM!
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1
If I'M sitting at a red light at 3:00 a.m. and no one else is around, I will go through 'even if it's on a main road.
When I see a political post on Facebook I disagree with, I try to refute its facts in the most insulting way possible... and then I don't bother to re
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1
WOOPSE One sock but the other got washed... sock didn't? SHHO I'm still putting on both anyway. Can't separate the pair, right?
When I'm alone, I practice using the Force. I've yet to move anything.
I PEE IN THE SHOWER. CON THERE I SAID IT! CRACKEDCO
When a friend gets sick act very sympathetic all the while secretly hoping they stay the NDIO hell away from me.
I prefer a wait until they leave strategy when taking a dump in public. CRACKED COM
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1
I subscribe to YouTube channels I hate, just So I can dislike every new video. CUSTOMIZING MY NEW LAMBORGHINI (I GOT IT!!) 5,207.569 views 164K 4 4.7K
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 1
If realize I'm walking in the wrong direction while in public... 0 pretend to 0 don't just check my watch turn around. or phone first. CRAGKEDOON
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